Grindhouse Love

Grindhouse is a double feature of horror movies. The first is a zombie movie called "Planet Terror" directed by Robert Rodriguez. Actually, it's more of an homage to classic zombie movies, and makes fun of the grossness and campiness. He made it with an old-school scratched up look, including (or not including?) a missing reel. I looooooove all things zombie, and I had no idea what this movie was going to be. So I was pleasantly suprised. Pretty standard zombie plot, but very funny and very well-done.
The ooziness gets pretty vile (props to my mom for sitting through the whole thing, even if she closed her eyes a few times). The main character (Rose McGowen) has her leg torn off by zombies and later replaces it with a machine gun. That's right! How does she shoot it? Don't know, don't care! But at one point she shoots straight into the ground, launching herself in the air and lands in a spin kick that kills all the army guys around her!
I almost cried with joy. My life had no meaning until now.
It may even be better than Bruce Campbell replacing his arm with a chainsaw in the Evil Dead movies, but it's proabably blasphemous for me to suggest so. And anyways, Evil Dead is epic, so Planet Terror can't really compare.
Between and before the two movies are fake trailers that were pretty funny. We heard somewhere that "Machete" is supposed to actually be made into a movie soon.
The beginning of the second movie "Death Proof" drags a bit. It's easier to bear if you know what Quentin Tarantino's movies are like. He does this often, and the payoff is always worth it. This one is more of a psycho thriller, with Kurt Russell playing the part of Kurt Russell--er, I mean, the psycho killer Mike the Stuntman. When he messes with the wrong girls (Zoe Bell--the stuntwoman for Xena as their perky leader) he turns into a blathering baby. Awesome, awesome ending. I'll ruin it for you. They beat the hell out of him. With their car. And a metal pipe. And their fists.
Greatest three and a half hours I have EVER spent in a movie theater. One of the best movies I've seen lately--but definitely not for everyone. For horror lovers only (though again, my parents managed to be at least entertained by it--unlike the middle-aged couple next to me in the movie theater. They left after 20 minutes!).